The Lord is gracious and merciful,
slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.
The Lord is good to all,
and his compassion is over all that he has made... except for Islamic extremists, homosexuals, Palestinians, illegal Mexican immigrants, the environment, the poor, the North Koreans, and anyone who refuses to say the "pledge of allegiance"... he's pretty much ok with everything else...
- Psalm 145:8-9, RAFEV (the Revised American Fundamentalist Extremist Version)